Jun 20

Advice from George Clooney: Get your balls "ironed."

Forget Dafur. George Clooney says he gets his balls ironed. Clooney tells Esquire Magazine, "I did get my balls done... I got them unwrinkled. It's the new thing in Hollywood -- ball ironing." Some rigerous research reveals the technical term to be "Male Laser Lift." A laser evens out skin tone, removes discoloration, and provides overall tightening to the ball sack. That's it. Clear our schedule, because we live by four simple words: What Would Clooney Do? If he get his balls unwrinkled, then we won't be satisfied until we're sporting a pair of hard boiled eggs. At least this will be less painful than when we told everyone he'd make a better Batman than Val Kilmer.