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  • Jun 18

    Hair stockings could help scare off perverts... and any chance at a date

    Ladies, slip into a pair of form fitting, appearance boosting, hair stockings to brighten any romantic night and fill the head of your man with dreamy, steamy fantasies. The hair itself might or might not be real considering the stockings are manufactured in China. Your real concern should be whether it's human hair, dog hair or rat hair. 

    Originally intended to detract perverts and... read more


  • Jun 18

    Meet the marijuana moms of Beverly Hills.

    To hell with the "Real Housewives of Orange County," meet the marijuana moms of Beverly Hills, a group of moms set out to show the world that just because you're a mom and wife, doesn't mean you have to stop smoking marijuana. From lavish cannabis-infused lunches to bong rips at happy hour, these moms indulge in the finer things of cannabis while maintaining their daily activities...  


  • Jun 17

    He's Back.

    Play with our balls and call us uncle becuase Dave Chappelle is back.


  • Jun 17

    Young Torture Killaz - I'll Cut Yo D**k Off

    Oh, that's hot new talent. Can you believe these guys are unsigned? With songwriting that would make Paul McCartney cream his pants, you know YTK is bound (get it?) to get a call from Birdman and Lil Wayne at any time. 30 years from now, these three will be reminiscing over this video while on death row together, because let's face it, it's still better than "Started From the Bottom."  We won't leave you with an image of these asshats stuck in your head, so we'll leave you with this instead. Now go take a shower.


  • Jun 15

    How to Drink at Work

    Bosses, co-workers and the fact that you’re living someone else’s dream are some of the many reasons work often requires a side of anything strong with those spreadsheets. Like drinking at church, you must abide by the rules of office drinking. Our six rules will have you in the clear and on track to a promotion before the second round of shakes kick in.

    1. Flask... read more