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  • May 18

    Beach7 AirLounge XL, need we say more?

    Like most things in our lives, there really isn't a reason as to why we need this. Besides the fact that it would significantly raise our coolnes factor, help any outdoor party, possibly become a casting couch, impress anyone who ever saw it, and provide a place for our friends to sleep. The Beach7 AirLounge XL inflates to a magnificent 30-person capactiy complete with ottoman. Set-up is... read more


  • May 17

    101.73-Carat Diamond Sells For $26.7 Million At Geneva Auction. We'll take two.

    Our bid came in just short of the winning bid but nonetheless, we wish the best of luck to the highest bidder of such diamond. On Wednesday, the 101.7-carat diamond unearthed in Botswana auctioned for $26.7 million at Christie's Auction House in Geneva on Wednesday. The pear-shaped diamond made up a large percent of the $102 million raised during the auction which included Barcelona soccer... read more


  • May 17

    Skull and crossbones pancake maker, just what the doctor ordered

    Saturday morning hangovers look to have taken a new turn now that your pancakes can tell you exactly how you feel: like death. The scull and crossbones pirate pancake maker allows you to convey your message to the world that last night didn't work out well for your liver and now you need some piece a quiet while you indulge in the delicious cinammon pancakes. Shut down the engines and... read more


  • May 17

    Server gets $446 tip on $6 bill. Are we sure this was a restaurant?

    Anyone who's ever worked in the restaurant industry can understand the greatness of this story. Not only does serving people require patience, calmness and heavy amounts of drugs, most often the end result leaves you disappointed and wanting more. That's not the case for CeCe Bruce. This week, when CeCe went in for work at Steak n' Shake in Indianapolis, she never thought she'd be walking... read more


  • May 17

    Woman bites boyfriend's penis because he refused to have sex. Classy.

    In yet another reason why we will never visit Florida, a teenager has been arrested for biting her boyfriend's penis after he refused to have sex with her. Krystle Harrison, 19, went in for the kill after her boyfriend rejected her advances, grabbing him and biting his genitals. Have we mentioned enough that she bit his penis? Because if not, we can gladly explain why this is not the answer... read more


  • May 17

    Man removes porn face tattoos in courageous career move

    Forget about every drunken mistake you've ever made. Brush off the fact that your parents question why they spawned in the first place. All of your past blunders and mishaps pale in comparison to the man known as Hostgator Dotcom aka Billy Gibby. Hostgator started using his body as a walking billboard years ago. His first move, change his name to Hostgator Dotcom. His second move, keep the... read more


  • May 16

    Shoot us now, Angry Birds 3D movie to release in 2016

    Just when we thought Hollywood couldn't do any worse than Fast and the Furious 6, they totally out did themselves and signed on to produce Angry Birds 3D, in what we can only imagine would simulate putting our head into a wood chipper. Sony Pictures Entertainment announced this week that they plan on releasing the thrilling movie in 2016. The plot has yet to... read more


  • May 16

    Harlem Shake restaurant to open in... wait for it... Harlem

    Wonderful, the meme that wouldn't stop has now made its way into our culinary lives. This week, Harlem Shake The Restaurant -- just in case you mistook it for the dance hall -- opened in none other than Harlem, a place that must detest even the slightest utterance of the phrase. Fear not Harlem residents, as the restaurant has nothing to do with the hit meme and is just a quirky... read more