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  • May 23

    Caption Contest: Win 4 Tickets to Capital Cities at the Gothic Theatre, Friday May 24th

     

    "Why are the drinking fountains so short in Europe?"


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  • Apr 18

    Caption Contest: Win 2 tickets to The Motet 4/20 at The Fillmore

    Redneck multitasking. 

    Leave a comment with a better caption than ours and we'll give you 2 tickets to The Motet on Saturday 4/20 at The Fillmore. 


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  • Apr 11

    Caption Contest: Win 2 tickets to Bullet for My Valentine 4/12 at Fillmore

    Unfortunately, he had a flat.


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  • Mar 25

    Adorable pit bull before feasting on rabbit for Easter.

    Unfortunately pit bulls have a bad name from not hiring a better media publicist. We're here to change that. This adorable pit bull couldn't be any happier. Because he's about to have the best meal of his doggy life. 


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  • Mar 20

    Beat our Caption, we dare you.

    "You need to go to the men's restroom again? But you just went."


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  • Dec 21
    • Rooster Magazine Thong

    Let it all hang out to dry. Even if it's an extremely large pair of knickers


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  • Dec 20
    • Rooster Magazine Limo

    Caption Contest: Don't let the duct tape fool you, the inside is luxurious and covered in baby throwup

    For only $79.49: Limo package includes ten kids, two air conditioners and a VHS player. Colt 45 cans, beef jerky and corn nuts available upon request for an additional fee. 


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  • Dec 16
    • Rooster Magazine

    Caption Contest: "Yes, we too keep our stripper ones in the refrigerator so that when we make it rain, that rain is cold."


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  • Dec 07
    • Rooster Magazine, Humor

    Motivational lesson of the day

    Monogamy is always the more expensive option. Stick with the Menage a trois. 


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  • Oct 31
    • Rooster Magazine funny photo

    "I feel a strong disturbance in the force... Right... Here!"

    We are sure the girls would have said something if it wasn't for the amazing chi flowing through the room at that time. 


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Today's Happy Hours

Jax Fish House

4:00-6:00pm

$2 Draft Beer
$3 Well Vodka Cocktails
$3 Strawberry Lemonade
$3 Well Infused Cocktails
$3 House Wine
$4 Infused Martini
$1.75 Oyster Shooters

$3 Select Appetizers

4:00-6:00pm

$2 Draft Beer
$3 Well Vodka Cocktails
$3 Strawberry Lemonade
$3 Well Infused Cocktails
$3 House Wine
$4 Infused Martini
$1.75 Oyster Shooters
$3 Select Appetizers

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Half Fast Subs

  • 5:00-7:00pm

    $2.40 Dom Draft/Bottles
    $2.85 Micro Drafts/Bottles
    $6.75 Domestic Pitcher
    $7.95 Micro Pitcher

    $4.75 Any 7" Subs

    5:00-7:00pm

    $2.40 Dom Draft/Bottles
    $2.85 Micro Drafts/Bottles
    $6.75 Domestic Pitcher
    $7.95 Micro Pitcher
    $4.75 Any 7" Subs

    Specials

    1/2 price all food and drinks after 11:45pm

  • 11:45pm-Close

    1/2 price drinks

    1/2 price food

    11:45pm-Close

    1/2 price drinks
    1/2 price food

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The Med

3:00-6:30pm

$1 Off all Draft Beers
$1 Off all wells
$1 Off House Wines
$1 Off Beer
$1 Off Sangria

1/2 Price Tapas
$3.50 Pizza Margheritas

3:00-6:30pm

$1 Off all Draft Beers
$1 Off all wells
$1 Off House Wines
$1 Off Beer
$1 Off Sangria
1/2 Price Tapas
$3.50 Pizza Margheritas

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Kasa Japanese

4:00-6:00pm

Discounted wine, beer and sake

$3 appetizers

4:00-6:00pm

Discounted wine, beer and sake
$3 appetizers

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Mountain Sun Pub & Brewery

4:00-6:00pm

$3.50 Flagship Beers

4:00-6:00pm

$3.50 Flagship Beers

Specials

and 11:00-close!

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Old Chicago

3:00-6:00pm

$2.69 Coors, Bud & Bud Light pints
$1 off all other pints
$1 off well cocktails
$1 off wines

1/2 priced appetizers (excluding sig trip and sampler)
$2.69 mini one topping pizzas (add toppings $0.49)

3:00-6:00pm

$2.69 Coors, Bud & Bud Light pints
$1 off all other pints
$1 off well cocktails
$1 off wines
1/2 priced appetizers (excluding sig trip and sampler)
$2.69 mini one topping pizzas (add toppings $0.49)

Specials

Happy hour also 10pm-midnight Sunday-Thursday

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Rueben's Burger Bistro

3:00-6:00pm

1/2 off cocktails, wine, and draft beer
$2 off Belgian bottles
$1 off domestic bottles

1/2 off all appetizers

3:00-6:00pm

1/2 off cocktails, wine, and draft beer
$2 off Belgian bottles
$1 off domestic bottles
1/2 off all appetizers

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The Goose

3:00-6:00pm

2-for-1 well cocktails, $5 Budweiser pitchers, $15 Corona and Pacifico buckets, $12 domestic buckets, $1 off premium draft beer

3:00-6:00pm

2-for-1 well cocktails, $5 Budweiser pitchers, $15 Corona and Pacifico buckets, $12 domestic buckets, $1 off premium draft beer

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