Well, the first thing you have to know is that motorboating poses next to no pleasurable physical stimulation. It can make some women feel like you really appreciate their breasts and curves, and that can make them feel feminine and sexy. But...
Oh, shit. That’s tough because every guy reacts differently to pleasure. Some of them lay there and just take it all in, others squirm and moan like their life depended on it. So it can be hard for girls to judge the effect they’re having. But, there’s one thing for sure...
A bag of dicks. Kidding, kidding, Well, the conventional gift is usually some sort of penis-shaped paraphernalia, or a vibrating plastic thing. But, everyone brings that kind of stuff, so at the end of the night, the lucky bachelorette has like, 14 dildos, 6 vibrators, and too many... read more
Uuuggh…awkward. Wait for them to make the first move, or wait till your lease is almost up...
Yes. Awkward indeed. Well, first find out if they’re even into that shit. Some guys aren’t into getting their balls fondled at all. Some guys need it to get off. Others dip their balls in peanut butter and make their dogs lick it at sometime during adolescence. Most are somewhere in between the extremes, where some gentle stimulation at the right time can feel like, amazing. Thankfully,... read more
No, duh, you don’t have that spark anymore. That’s what happens in like, 97% of relationships. Know why? I’ll tell your ass why.
Yeah! Don’t settle down with any of them, unless you’re all polygamists...
Let me count the ways. Lower your standards, get more confidence, shave your uni-brow, floss, magically procure a sense of humor, be understanding and empathetic, put on something other than sweatpants and a faded CU hoodie, become genuinely interested in other people, start enjoying life, be passionate and knowledgeable about something, get an adorable puppy and parade it around town in... read more
Oh, no, oh, no! Sike. Seems like these days everyone is hooking up with the same girl...
Here’s a famous quote I just made up: “You can have a thousand girlfriends, but you can only have one mom”. Unless your mom is a lesbian...
