Bacon sits atop our list of things that complete us. If only we could incorporate bacon into our sex life, we'd have it all. But in the meantime, we'll find solace in our fat-packed, grease-induced diet through the wise words of 105-year-old Pearl... read more
As you shed layers and the summer sun approaches, you may start to notice the new addition your friend beer left you this winter. The bulging belly sitting where your abs used to be, although useful insulation during cold days, is begging to get its ass kicked this summer. Nobody likes being the newly anointed fat kid come summer, so prepare yourself to out-skinny the skinnies, and follow... read more
Next time you're about to shit talk the other team, do it while you're shooting and mention that the ball you're about to sink contains roughly 3 million bacteria that will soon pass on into their beer and they will consume. Talk about a psych out.
When life gives you lemons, perform a transfer orgasm. After falling from a roof, Rafe Biggs, 43, was left paralyzed from the waist down; eliminating any feeling and thus ending the possibility of ever having an orgasm again. Rafe wasn't having it. Through sexual dedication and practice, he began conditioning his thumbs to become as he calls it "a surrogate... read more
Turns out, hippie chicks were on to something when they let their breasts hang free. According to sports scientist and professor Jean-Denis Rouillon of the Centre Hospitalier Universitaire in France, bras are bullshit; free boobing is the way to go. Roullion painstakingly took on the treacherous task of spending 15 years measuring changes in women’s breasts using a ruler and calipers.... read more
Yes, that's what it is. Everytime we get the urge to become productive, get off the couch and do something with our lives, we lay back down and let it pass. We can't risk the negative health effects of working out. Just look at 33-year-old Kaisia Beaver, a mom from Britain who experiences an allergic reaction each time she begins to exercise. Her eyes swell,... read more
You'd think guys would understand that when you're packing fragile and sensitive equipment you'd zip with the upmost caution. Turns out, that's not the case. An estimated 17,616 men went to the emergency room for "trouser zip injuries to the genitals" between 2002 and 2010, according to an read more
We're always fascinated by the amount of time scientists have to research random life conundrums that they feel are pressing issues and must be dug up and revealed immediately. Exhibit A: sleeping naked is healthier. Why they felt this was priority numero uno over cancer treatments and child hunger beats us, but none-the-less - and as nighttime nudes - we're enthralled.
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For all of the happy wide-eyed optimists walking the streets, we have news for you: turn that smile upside down if you wish to have a longer life. According to a new study in Psychology and Aging, optimists have a reason to be pessimistic when it comes to life expectancy. In the study, people over the age of 65 who overestimated how satisfied they'd be with their life in 5 years... read more
