• May 06

    Joke of the Day: It's the Size of a Baby

    A young couple were on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make. The reason that they have not been too intimate is because she is very flat chested.

    “If you want to cancel the wedding, then I’ll understand,” she said. The guy remarked, “I don’t mind that you’re flat, and sex is not the most important thing in... read more

  • Apr 09

    Joke of the Day: Every mom loves her kids

    One day, a family of a mother and two boys, Timmy and Tommy, were riding in their car on the way to church. Timmy leaned over, smacked Tommy across the head, and Tommy yelled out "Ouch you fucking wanker!" later that day in church, the mom went to talk to the priest. she said "Father, my boys just won't stop swearing and I don't know what to do." The priest... read more

  • Dec 29

    Chauvinist Joke of the Day: Doctor I Can't Get It Up

    "Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore.

    "Mr. Garrett, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do."

    The next day, the worried fellow returned with his wife. "Take off your clothes, Mrs. Garrett," the medic said. "Now turn all the way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Okay, you may put your... read more

  • Dec 03

    The postman is always delivering late

    Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. Karen said, "I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does." Joanne giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."

    Kathy quietly sipped her whiskey until Joanne finally asked, "Well, what do you call your boyfriend?" Kathy frowned... read more

  • Oct 12

    Joke of the Day

    The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. "Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses."

    "Warehouses!?" the private shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!"

  • Oct 09

    I'll take the lobster

    One night, a horny old geezer decides to get himself a hooker.

    Since the man doesn't have much money, he looks for the cheapest whore in the nearest Red Light District. A short while later, he finds what he's looking for and spends $10 for oral sex and intercourse.

    The next morning, the old geezer wakes up and discovers he has crabs. So, he gets dressed and heads down to where... read more

  • Aug 28

    Searching for the black box

    An Asian, a Mexican and a black lady are on a flight when suddenly the captain warns everyone to prepare for a crash landing. The Asian lady puts on all of her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies question her motives. 

    The Asian replies, “When they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first.”

    The Mexican lady, not wanting to be left... read more