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  • May 17

    Man removes porn face tattoos in courageous career move

    Forget about every drunken mistake you've ever made. Brush off the fact that your parents question why they spawned in the first place. All of your past blunders and mishaps pale in comparison to the man known as Hostgator Dotcom aka Billy Gibby. Hostgator started using his body as a walking billboard years ago. His first move, change his name to Hostgator Dotcom. His second move, keep the... read more


    Humor > News Briefs
  • May 16

    Customer service at its finest: Daycare loses 5-year-old offers mom $7 discount

    When you lose a kid, brush yourself off and offer a free day of childcare. This was the attitude when Helping Hands Childcare, an after-school care program in Australia, lost one of its children for... read more


    Humor > News Briefs
  • May 15

    What our morning feels like...

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    Humor > News Briefs
  • May 10

    Smokejumpers land in illegal pot garden.

    Smokejumpers in Southern Oregon had an unexpected surprise when they parachuted out of a plane intending to fight a fire and instead ended up landing in an illegal pot field. The six jumpers notified authorities who hiked into the remote area where local Mexican gangs are known to operate, seizing two guns and 1,000 plants. As for the fire, it was extinguished after burning only an acre. 


    Humor > News Briefs
  • May 07

    Angry dad sprays suspected bully with pepper spray. Who's the bigger dick?

    Did four 13-year-old bullies beat up an 8 year old? Or did two parents take out their own childhood frustrations on a group of teens who wouldn't play with their kid? The teens admit to pushing the 8-year-old, but say they weren't picking on him and that he wouldn't leave them alone. Afterwards, a woman and man drove up, yelled obscenities and then sprayed them not once, but twice with... read more


    Humor > News Briefs
  • May 07

    Man receives hate mail. The kicker? It's written on an 8-inch dildo.

    You mess with a bull and you're going to get the horns. Customer service reps while nice on the outside can have a vicious interior. Ralph Polnicky of Oklahoma learned that the crude way when he had a confrontation with a local Tractor Supply store employee following a botched ordered. The employee eventually told Ralph to get out of the store and never come... read more


    Humor > News Briefs
  • May 07

    China builds phallic skyscraper then censors all internet searches about it.

    Inspiration comes in many forms. When China's national newspaper, The People's Daily, built their headquarters in Beijing, they intended for the building to stand tall as a testament to China's success. What they built instead was a giant penis that's now become a mockery on the internet. And in Chinese government fashion, they are censoring all internet... read more


    Humor > News Briefs
  • May 06

    Man Mauled By Train, Woman Sues for Injuries from Flying Body Parts

    In the good state of Illinois, 18-year-old Hiroyuki Joho was tragically hit by an oncoming train traveling at a rate of 70 mph. The incredible impact of the train flung the young man’s body about 100 feet while also flinging his body parts at bystanders, one of which was Gayane Zokhrabov. After being nailed by some of Joho’s body parts, Zokhrabov was knocked to the ground resulting in a... read more


    Humor > News Briefs
  • May 01

    Denver fans know how to trash talk. Especially to Stephen Curry

    It's not our fault that the guy looks like he's 12-years-old, can barely grow facial hair and is named Stephan. Shit talking needs to be had and Denver fans are the best at getting under a players skin. And this time, Stephen Curry is the target. 


    Humor > News Briefs
  • May 01

    MMA Fighters are Tough (and Crazy)

    Meet Jon Jones the current Lightweight UFC Champion after winning the belt this past Saturday. Apparently, he fought so hard and was so pumped up (on who knows what) that he didn’t even realize his toe was broken in... read more


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Today's Happy Hours

Jax Fish House

4:00-6:00pm

$2 Draft Beer
$3 Well Vodka Cocktails
$3 Strawberry Lemonade
$3 Well Infused Cocktails
$3 House Wine
$4 Infused Martini
$1.75 Oyster Shooters

$3 Select Appetizers

4:00-6:00pm

$2 Draft Beer
$3 Well Vodka Cocktails
$3 Strawberry Lemonade
$3 Well Infused Cocktails
$3 House Wine
$4 Infused Martini
$1.75 Oyster Shooters
$3 Select Appetizers

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  • 5:00-7:00pm

    $2.40 Dom Draft/Bottles
    $2.85 Micro Drafts/Bottles
    $6.75 Domestic Pitcher
    $7.95 Micro Pitcher

    $4.75 Any 7" Subs

    5:00-7:00pm

    $2.40 Dom Draft/Bottles
    $2.85 Micro Drafts/Bottles
    $6.75 Domestic Pitcher
    $7.95 Micro Pitcher
    $4.75 Any 7" Subs

    Specials

    1/2 price all food and drinks after 11:45pm

  • 11:45pm-Close

    1/2 price drinks

    1/2 price food

    11:45pm-Close

    1/2 price drinks
    1/2 price food

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The Med

3:00-6:30pm

$1 Off all Draft Beers
$1 Off all wells
$1 Off House Wines
$1 Off Beer
$1 Off Sangria

1/2 Price Tapas
$3.50 Pizza Margheritas

3:00-6:30pm

$1 Off all Draft Beers
$1 Off all wells
$1 Off House Wines
$1 Off Beer
$1 Off Sangria
1/2 Price Tapas
$3.50 Pizza Margheritas

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Kasa Japanese

4:00-6:00pm

Discounted wine, beer and sake

$3 appetizers

4:00-6:00pm

Discounted wine, beer and sake
$3 appetizers

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Mountain Sun Pub & Brewery

4:00-6:00pm

$3.50 Flagship Beers

4:00-6:00pm

$3.50 Flagship Beers

Specials

and 11:00-close!

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Old Chicago

3:00-6:00pm

$2.69 Coors, Bud & Bud Light pints
$1 off all other pints
$1 off well cocktails
$1 off wines

1/2 priced appetizers (excluding sig trip and sampler)
$2.69 mini one topping pizzas (add toppings $0.49)

3:00-6:00pm

$2.69 Coors, Bud & Bud Light pints
$1 off all other pints
$1 off well cocktails
$1 off wines
1/2 priced appetizers (excluding sig trip and sampler)
$2.69 mini one topping pizzas (add toppings $0.49)

Specials

Happy hour also 10pm-midnight Sunday-Thursday

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Rueben's Burger Bistro

3:00-6:00pm

1/2 off cocktails, wine, and draft beer
$2 off Belgian bottles
$1 off domestic bottles

1/2 off all appetizers

3:00-6:00pm

1/2 off cocktails, wine, and draft beer
$2 off Belgian bottles
$1 off domestic bottles
1/2 off all appetizers

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The Goose

3:00-6:00pm

2-for-1 well cocktails, $5 Budweiser pitchers, $15 Corona and Pacifico buckets, $12 domestic buckets, $1 off premium draft beer

3:00-6:00pm

2-for-1 well cocktails, $5 Budweiser pitchers, $15 Corona and Pacifico buckets, $12 domestic buckets, $1 off premium draft beer

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