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May 20 Brooklyn bar to host smallest penis contest. Finally, a contest we can win.
Calling all confident men with small penises, there's a competition in Brooklyn that will allow you to be crowned "2013 smallest penis in Brooklyn" which we're sure many girls will find irresistible. Local bar, King's County Bar has decided to cherish the small things in life by hosting the competition on July 20.
The craigslist ad for the competition stated the bar is looking for... read more
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May 20 Hipsters' PBR obsession driving up price of beer. Seriously.
Our mustache-touting, plaid-shirt friends are out of the dive bars and back on our radars, this time causing the price of our life-blood cheap beer to increase. According to a recent study, the price of cheap beer like Budweiser, Miller Light and Coors light are increasing, a trend the firm attributes to a rise in demand for Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Chuck Ellis, the head of Restaurant... read more
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May 18 Beach7 AirLounge XL, need we say more?
Like most things in our lives, there really isn't a reason as to why we need this. Besides the fact that it would significantly raise our coolnes factor, help any outdoor party, possibly become a casting couch, impress anyone who ever saw it, and provide a place for our friends to sleep. The Beach7 AirLounge XL inflates to a magnificent 30-person capactiy complete with ottoman. Set-up is... read more
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May 17 101.73-Carat Diamond Sells For $26.7 Million At Geneva Auction. We'll take two.
Our bid came in just short of the winning bid but nonetheless, we wish the best of luck to the highest bidder of such diamond. On Wednesday, the 101.7-carat diamond unearthed in Botswana auctioned for $26.7 million at Christie's Auction House in Geneva on Wednesday. The pear-shaped diamond made up a large percent of the $102 million raised during the auction which included Barcelona soccer... read more
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May 17 Skull and crossbones pancake maker, just what the doctor ordered
Saturday morning hangovers look to have taken a new turn now that your pancakes can tell you exactly how you feel: like death. The scull and crossbones pirate pancake maker allows you to convey your message to the world that last night didn't work out well for your liver and now you need some piece a quiet while you indulge in the delicious cinammon pancakes. Shut down the engines and... read more
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May 17 Server gets $446 tip on $6 bill. Are we sure this was a restaurant?
Anyone who's ever worked in the restaurant industry can understand the greatness of this story. Not only does serving people require patience, calmness and heavy amounts of drugs, most often the end result leaves you disappointed and wanting more. That's not the case for CeCe Bruce. This week, when CeCe went in for work at Steak n' Shake in Indianapolis, she never thought she'd be walking... read more
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May 17 Woman bites boyfriend's penis because he refused to have sex. Classy.
In yet another reason why we will never visit Florida, a teenager has been arrested for biting her boyfriend's penis after he refused to have sex with her. Krystle Harrison, 19, went in for the kill after her boyfriend rejected her advances, grabbing him and biting his genitals. Have we mentioned enough that she bit his penis? Because if not, we can gladly explain why this is not the answer... read more
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May 17 Man removes porn face tattoos in courageous career move
Forget about every drunken mistake you've ever made. Brush off the fact that your parents question why they spawned in the first place. All of your past blunders and mishaps pale in comparison to the man known as Hostgator Dotcom aka Billy Gibby. Hostgator started using his body as a walking billboard years ago. His first move, change his name to Hostgator Dotcom. His second move, keep the... read more
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