Anyone who's ever worked in the restaurant industry can understand the greatness of this story. Not only does serving people require patience, calmness and heavy amounts of drugs, most often the end result leaves you disappointed and wanting more. That's not the case for CeCe Bruce. This week, when CeCe went in for work at Steak n' Shake in Indianapolis, she never thought she'd be walking... read more
In yet another reason why we will never visit Florida, a teenager has been arrested for biting her boyfriend's penis after he refused to have sex with her. Krystle Harrison, 19, went in for the kill after her boyfriend rejected her advances, grabbing him and biting his genitals. Have we mentioned enough that she bit his penis? Because if not, we can gladly explain why this is not the answer... read more
It turns out American politicians aren't the only bastards trying to curb the liberties of there citizens. In Swaziland, Africa, Civil Aviation Authority marketing and corporate affairs director Sabelo Dlamini has issued a warning for all witches flying... read more
Looking for a girl to bring home to mom? We might have you covered. This young lady has capabilities most alcoholic men would find sexier than those of a Russian gymnast. Taking a straw and a pint of beer, she begins drinking the beer through her ear like... read more
Leave it to the Australians to strap their 7-month-old to a makeshift water ski, start up the boat and take the little kid for a ride. When other survival instincts like walking and talking come to a kid around that age, this down-under badass taught us that sitting on the dock drinking is not an excuse. We're almost positive the parents took down one-too-many Fosters before attempting this... read more
We all know Bear Grylls as the man who used to drink his own urine, but lately hasn’t done anything nearly as cool (or weird) because of great ratings and the usual toning-it-down nature of success. But apparently his producers are still feeling the sting of his wild, survivor... read more
From the start, the size of the quarterback seems daunting and almost unfair. Lingerie or not, this behemoth is out to do some damage in the football league. But then to watch as the safety attempts to tackle the 200 lb. woman of pure muscle, our... read more
Poor guy. The sandals are so close but everytime he attempts to put them on, they are just out of reach. We've all been in that drunk situation where tasks that were once so simple are now as complex as the button zippers. We're guessing this guy didn't... read more
