And all this time, we thought that Hugo Chavez was doing something right. All jokes aside, the more you think about it, the less funny it becomes. Venezuela is facing a national crisis as the amount of toilet paper in the country is dangerously low. The Venezuelan Commerce Minister read more
One day, we're going to work on our excuses for doing the dumb shit we sometimes do. In the meantime, we'll take note of the other excuses being dropped in the court of law and see how those idiotic sayings pan out. In the case of a Tennessee man, when pleading guilty to stealing an 18-wheeler, causing multiple crashes on a highway, rolling the big rig and fleeing the scene, the composed... read more
The New London Police Department in Connecticut refused to let Robert Jordan become a police officer because he scored too high on his intelligence test. Whaaaa? Applicants who score above a 27 are considered 'too smart' to be police officers because, in theory, if one can call it that, those who scored too high could get bored with police work. Of course, an argument could also be made... read more
We understand that when you're in love, you're in love. And sometimes, it's hard to stay away from that person for so long. Yet when you're a 25-year-old teacher and your lover is a 16-year-old male student, the circumstances are a little different. For Nikki Scherwitz, a 10th grade... read more
When the only people drinking Mountain Dew are a handful of rednecks and tweens still living the 90's we guess you have to try something to re-brand your product. What better way to do that than making fun of sexual assault, drinking and driving and black people? But that's what happens when give a talentless dude like Tyler the Creator creative control. Apparently Tyler thought he'd go... read more
Act cool Gina, act cool. We got this. Wait, maybe not. Drive, drive. Wait, get in the car.
A University of Florida student had a hell of an acid trip that almost cost him his tip. Police responding to a complaint of a strange man in an apartment complex discovered the 19-year-old student ambling around the property. As police approached him, the man, claiming he was God, began stripping... read more
This is wrong on so many levels. How could you watch this promotional video and think this product is anything other than steaming bullshit? How could you think this steaming bullshit is worth over $45,000 per device? How could you learn that these devices are bullshit and still use them at security checkpoints? Maybe it's hope, maybe it's incompetence, but really, how could you be... read more
Evidently, Rodrigo Fernando dos Santos, 39, of Brazil didn't believe the world took him seriously enough with his other tattoos and therefore, needed something so ridiculous, so over-the-top and so painful that people would once and for all take him seriously. With over 70% of his body already decorated in tattoos, the Brazilian had only one other option: his... read more
The Miami Herald reports Christine Faith Baker, 47, was walking on a Manatee County street on Friday when she was approached by an undercover detective. Talk turned to sex, and she offered up her goodies for the astronomical fee of two double cheeseburgers from the dollar menu at... read more
