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  • Apr 18

    Get your shit together man and compose yourself when you're too high for your own good.

    Just like some people can't hold their liquor, other people can't handle their weed.  If you've ever been too high, you've had the panic attacks, felt the crushing paranoia, and worst of all experienced your entire being vanish into nothingness. We know this 4/20 is going to be the most epic  there ever has been, so it's pretty safe to say that you, yes you, may just reach the point of no return. Fear not potheads, there's no need to freak out and jump off a balcony, especially since we've put together this failsafe list of the best ways to calm the fuck down.


  • Apr 18

    6 impossible joints made possible by both these video tutorials and our faith in you

    Show everyone the level of stoner professionalism you embody this 4/20 with these impossible joints that, with a little spit, finger work, and determination, are as possible as is that fact that you're probably face deep in pizza right now. And don't worry about complicated instructions. Please. This isn't an IKEA credenza  We know your brain is too baked to comprehend written word, so the following joint tutorials are in entirely video form. God, we're smooth.


  • Apr 18

    Space sculptures and life on Mars with Mickey Boyd

    Mickey Boyd is a local scultpor with a thing for the otherwordly. We talked to him about his space inspirations, mustaches and life on Mars, which was cool, but what's even cooler is that you can see him tonight at his thesis show from 6-9pm at the Center for Visual Arts, 965 Santa Fe Drive, Denver, CO 80204.


  • Apr 18

    Rooster’s super 4/20 munchie cookbook

    You’re high, you’re chilling, and you’re cozy on your comically large bean bag bed. So why would you leave your house to cure that nasty case of the munchies? Exactly. That’s why we made you this munchie cookbook. Every recipe is designed to be ridiculously accommodating of your stoned inability to function, and they’re all so delicious they’ll slap your munchies right in their stupid faces.


  • Apr 17

    Fuzipop lets NYC's 12-year-olds get turnt up in da club

    New York's premiere child-partying company, Fuzipop, is providing the nation's pre-pubes with an outlet to carry out their wildest club fantasies: insane parties that you can only attend if you still have baby teeth. That's right, if you want to party with these kids, you have to be under 12.


  • Apr 17

    Redman confirms he's written "How High 2" plot

    Put down your crucifix joint and Nutella-banana sandwich because we have news for you and your passed-out roommates. Redman has confirmed that, sitting in his house, at this very moment, is the storyboard and plot summary to the second installment of "How High."