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"Why are the drinking fountains so short in Europe?"
"Why are the drinking fountains so short in Europe?"
We'd eat some shrooms and pay $10 to watch this live, so that makes it art, right? If that's the case, sign us up and call us connoisseurs, because we could watch topless models chase a doll on a string all day long.
It's one of those ideas that seems good a when you're drunk, but if you've ever used water as a chaser you'll know this is an awful idea. Luckily for the poor souls who accidently buy this garbage, it's not actually water and alcohol. It's club soda and alcohol. So, it's pretty much a vodka soda in a can. This makes it a passable excuse for booze but only after you've drained your liquor... read more
When someone coined the phrase, "Any publicity is good publicity," they didn't mean tweeting about your impending rape charge. And he or she certainly didn't mean attacking your accuser by posting her name, photo and phone number on Twitter. Apparently, there's another adage... read more
New dress - $80. Hair and makeup - $120. Front row tickets to see R&B singer Miguel at the Billboard Awards - $150. Flying nutsack to the face on national TV - Priceless.
Ever since One Night In Paris, we've developed a solid appreciation for Paris Hilton's raw talent. Performing in front of a night-vision camera takes... read more
A Swedish man finally let his insect fetish get the best of him when he decided to insert his penis into a hornet's nest and give it a go. The insects didn't react well to the forceable entry and stung the man 146 times, 54 on the genitals...
Sergio Garcia and Tiger Woods have had a testy relationship over the years which intensified after Sergio blamed Tiger for disrupting his shot at the Player's Championship, a shot he claims cost him the tournament. Now, the back-and-forth has reached a new level with Sergio Garcia's comments at the European Tour Player of the Year Awards where Sergio was asked in jest by the host of the... read more
For better or for worse... means nothing when your new companion gets arrested for hiring a prostitute during the honeymoon. A couple on their recent honeymoon to the great state of Florida experienced their first marital trouble when the wife filed a missing persons report after her new hubby never returned to the room the prior night. Local police notified her that he was indeed alive --... read more
What sodium? Japanese restaurant chain Lotteria recently debuted a ramen burger that is made exactly how it sounds: a burger with tons of ramen dumped on top. For $.97, you can increase the amount of Ramen 10 times in order to get the sodium induced heart attack you've been craving.
Local tv personalities at Rocket News 24 (you have to love Japanese titles) travel around Japan... read more