Late night hosts have a lot to say about Halloween this year

Late night hosts have a lot to say about Halloween this year

CultureOctober 07, 2017

Talk show hosts talk about Halloween, because real life isn’t frightening enough. ...


“I once got arrested on Halloween dressed up as Nick Nolte’s mugshot. So in my mugshot I’m dressed up as Nick Nolte’s mugshot. #HalloweenFail”

– Jimmy Fallon
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“How the fuck did we get here? The only time anyone should be struggling to choose between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump is if they’re picking a Halloween costume.”

– Trevor Noah
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“If you have not chosen a costume, every second that goes by without making a decision means you’re that much closer trying to pass off your bathrobe as a costume. That’s not a costume, that’s unemployed.”

–Stephen Colbert
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“Target launched a mobile app allowing kids to share the houses with the best Halloween candy in their neighborhood. The app is called the Sex Offender Registry.”

– Seth Myers