NAVY drops its finest masterpiece to date, the sky penis

NAVY drops its finest masterpiece to date, the sky penis

CultureNovember 17, 2017 By Brian Frederick

Menace, Hooligan or Legend?

Residents of Okanogan County in Washington yesterday were forced to come to terms with the greatest troll to ever exist happening right before their very eyes. 

Yet when photos of a pilot's sky-dick drawing began to flood social media ....

... the NAVY was forced to own up to it and apologize.

“The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable,” Navy officials said in a statement.

The Federal Aviation Administration, when local stations reached out for comment, said there wasn't a whole lot they could do unless a large cloud-phallus poses a safety risk. The official also said they're not in the business of "policing morality."

Which of course is standard run-around for "they totally got away with it, lulz!"

Menace, Hooligan or Legend — you decide.