Stove Top's stuffing pants leave room for Thanksgiving gluttony

Stove Top's stuffing pants leave room for Thanksgiving gluttony

CultureNovember 15, 2017 By Brian Frederick

What with trillions of clicks directing billions of eyes to millions of companies per second, it's hard to get a business out there now — even if you're the world's most renowned maker of turkey stuffing. 

So marketing execs have to get creative lately. And one easy trick many brands — like Taco Bell, Pizza Hut and KFC — have found, is to release goofy clothing that will probaly sell out and garner headlines web-wide while doing so.

Which is what Stove Top did in anticipation of the biggest meal Americans have all year. Its #ThanksgivingDinerPants, and they're currently for sale right now.

Fitting, considering 70.9 percent of men and 61.9 percent of women are overweight or obese in this country, compared to 38 percent of men and 36.9 percent of women worldwide. But it's like the first rule of business goes, find a problem first and then fix it. No easier way to mend the discomfort of overeating by normalizing stretchy pants, is there?

Fuck it. Dish up!