December's naughty horoscopes are here to warm your sexual cookies
Jan. 21-Feb. 19
Take your exceptionally creative side into the boudoir this month. If there are sexual positions you haven’t tried, you will now. You’re connected to an electrifying undercurrent that has your partner exclaiming, “Whoa! Let’s do that again!” The horizontal bop is one thing you excel at.
Feb. 20-Mar. 20
Your life this season resembles a cheesy holiday movie…and you love it! You’re about to get your groove back, and the world will take notice. Just remember, beggars can’t be choosy where your sex life is concerned, so take a few chances that will escalate your pleasure. It’s all about you.
Mar. 21-Apr. 20
You’re hornier than a dual-dicked Billy goat. ‘Tis the season and there’s nothing better than a hot Aries on a cold winter’s night. Clean the mirrors over the bed and get that lava lamp polished up. You love the thrill of the chase, and you have numerous opportunities.
Apr. 21-May 21
You’re focused on everything except your sex life. Things shift soon, though, and you’re eager to bust out the mistletoe. Your sexiness is rewarded and you’re eager to try something new in the bedroom. You have nothing to lose and everything to gain.
May 22-June 21
You’re considering many options and have enormous decisions to make now. Don’t let this stress curtail your sex drive. You’d love to be on someone’s naughty list. Let your freak flag fly and ignore the haters. You’ve got the upper hand, so make them come…to you.
June 22-July 22
You’re racing around getting ready for the holidays but neglect yourself. Consider getting yourself a bedroom toy to take care of things this month. Self-love is as important as making love. Next month will be very different, so don’t worry.
July 23-Aug. 21
Your partners are attracted to your intellectual glow, and they hope to catch you alone under the mistletoe. Do it right and there will be a lot more than just kissing going on. It may be snowing, but your libido is on fire. Keep them wanting more and you can’t lose.
Aug. 22-Sept. 23
You prefer to put others’ needs before your own, but that does little to satisfy you now. You’re urged to indulge in guilty pleasures, be it self-service or someone you’ve had your eye on. Engage in some seductive naughty talk. Cast aside that icy exterior and let in the hotness.
Sept. 24-Oct. 23
You are a hopeful romantic, so break out the eggnog and shmaltzy holiday movies. Your sex drive is in high gear and you can indulge in a bit of role playing in the bedroom. Ever gone “furry?” There are so many options, you have trouble making up your mind. Not to worry, your lover wrote the book.
Oct. 24-Nov. 22
There never seems to be enough time for everything. Instead of dwelling on it, focus on taking care of yourself. As the month progresses, your sex drive begins to thaw, and you’ll want an athlete or four in your bed to keep things spicy.
Nov. 23-Dec. 22
You love this time of year, and it shows. Things get hot quickly, so use your passion and quirkiness to take your bae on a sexual escapade they won’t soon forget. What’ll you do for an encore? Perhaps a pair of fuzzy handcuffs and riding crop would be gifts you’d get a lot of use out of.
Dec. 23-Jan. 20
You don’t know what to do with all this good luck! Good vibes abound, and you’re considering some major changes going into the new year. Even if that means moving on from a current lover to a new one. You’re on fire and everyone wants to warm their hands (and other parts) on you.